Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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