If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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