Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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