I love black thongs
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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