We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
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