So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
