Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
