how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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