Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
she pinky promised me she was 18
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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