Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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