"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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