"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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