we're blogging at a bar
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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