you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I think I just shit out all my problems.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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