No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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