dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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