Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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