it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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