He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
the night ended with taco bell and tears
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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