bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Randomize
