Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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