My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
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