Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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