You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
They are going to name an STD after you.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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