woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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