But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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