Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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