what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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