Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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