I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
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