Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
