And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
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