So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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