If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Randomize
