What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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