i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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