i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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