my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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