But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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