So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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