We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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