On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
