Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
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