Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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