just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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