would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
what is it with giant penises always finding me
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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