Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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