when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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