Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
How does one acquire holy water?
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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