He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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