we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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