Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
you didnt know i had herpes?
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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