yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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