What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I stole a fireplace last night.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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